Why did I buy whipped cream, cherrys, and bacon at the store last night?

I have no intent to make a dessert...





Would you like to come over?


(the peanut butter was already at the house, creamy Jiff)Why did I buy whipped cream, cherrys, and bacon at the store last night?
Because you have a fat girl that you're gonna love all night.Why did I buy whipped cream, cherrys, and bacon at the store last night?
I dunno. Maybe you wanted to buy some random stuff?





Sure. I've always wanted to try bacon with whipped cream.
Yeah, you were going to fry alittle bacon and the cherrys and whip cream was for your bedroom Delight!
yummmm heck yea i love penut butter!!


ill bring some crackers